My childhood friend that I only keep in touch with via sparse phone calls at random just called to inform me that Sharknado 2 comes on in about 15 mins. The truest of friends right there.

mayarashi:

animehead:

rin looks like he’s wearing heelys 


nyoom

mayarashi:

animehead:

rin looks like he’s wearing heelys 

nyoom

(Source: son-of-a-namek)

  • werewolf: hi friend
  • werewolf's friend: okay i'm glad you're here
  • werewolf: right BARK at you
  • werewolf's friend: see this is the problem. you've been making too many werewolf puns. i get embracing the werewolf lifestyle but this is too much.
  • werewolf: oh man why are you HOUNDING me about this again
  • werewolf's friend: i love you but this is getting annoying
  • werewolf: i don't know what you MOON
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: my puns make people HOWL with laughter
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: like the other day i was WAGGING down the street
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and i said to somebody "hey, let me tell you a TAIL"
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and they said "go for it, if you can"
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and i said well of course LYCAN
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and they said "hey that was a good pun"
  • werewolf's friend:
  • werewolf: and i said yes i'm AWARE...WOLF
  • werewolf's friend: i'm getting you a fucking muzzle
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robertge:

precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT


FUCK I STARED AT THIS HOPING IT WASN’T A GIF.
IT’S NOT BUT HOLY SHIT THE MEMORY IS STILL THERE.

robertge:

precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”

AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT

FUCK I STARED AT THIS HOPING IT WASN’T A GIF.

IT’S NOT BUT HOLY SHIT THE MEMORY IS STILL THERE.

(Source: brixyfire)

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

(Source: therealheirofslytherin)

princess-consuelabanana-hammock asked : I found your Coffee Shop!AU through the post of the last chapter, and I literally just finished reading it. Thank you so much agh it was so beautiful! I am existence crisis-ing really hard right now. It was that good like what do I do with my life now?

pocketsizedtitan:

ok so what you do with your life after reading a coffee shop!AU is that… you go to a coffee shop. you start drinking coffee. you get addicted to coffee. coffee beings to consume your life. you can’t live without coffee. every morning you wake up is glorious because you get to wake up and make yourself a nice hot cup of coffee. every morning you wake up is also painful because you wake up with a headache but it goes away with the first sip of coffee. (unless you were already at this part to begin with, then skip to next paragraph). 

you go to coffee shops. you check out that cute barista. you talk about coffee and how addicted you are. the barista is probably addicted to coffee too. great, something in common: coffee. you and the cute barista flirt. you become a coffee shop AU congratulations.

….i’m jk maybe kinda. but seriously if your life ever does become a coffee shop!AU, you’ll have to tell me all of the lovely details 

heichous-ravioli:

erwinsboy:

notarmin:

when you’re trying to take a shit but the shit just won’t come outimage

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the-dying-light:

shut-up-karen:

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

When I have kids this will be their lullaby song

(Source: komo--rebi)


starkstrider:

askmrclean:

therenyeager:

[ Edward Elric vs Eren Yeager ]

OH MY GOD THIS IS GOLD THIS IS BRILLIANT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

OMG WATCH THIS NOW

snarliekelly:

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

(Source: keitaroyevon)

hanae-ichihara:

★ M A K E   M E   C H O O S E

Nagisa or Rei - request by: anonymous

derrierebender:

thetrillestqueen:

trebled-negrita-princess:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.

image

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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